SMURF BALLS

SMURF BALLS

Mixed Berry Glazed Teased with Captain Crunch & Cream Drizzle

As this donut the SMURF BALLS gazes into your eyes with an intense sense of eat me Seymour eat me. Your left frontal lobe of your thinker muscle kicks in and sends an electric impulse to your right hand which triggers the phalange to king fu panda grip the begeezus out of the circular dome of sweet baby loving to your tastebud donut. Once you have acknowledged with your eye socket muscle that you have achieved connection with the pastry your next involuntary movement that will occur is you stuff that MIXED BERRY GLAZE topped WITH CAPTAIN CRUNCH BERRIES warm piece of holy grail M.C. Hammer you can’t touch this lets do the Macarena on the beach while it rains during sunset because it is summer and the summer bod is bulking at this moment Elvis was abducted by aliens get in my belly happens (in other words you eat the donut but in scientific terminology).

O FACE

O FACE

Lemon Glaze, Graham Cracker with a Cream Cheese Climax

This mouth opening eye twitching I can not believe it is in my mouth donut is the second donut we came up with before we opened our doors. It consist of mouthgasm and happiness in the skull muscle that makes you feel like you must be in Narnia staring at a talking lion. We start this partnership of damn that is amazing flavor with our FRESH HOTT DONUT laid gently into a bath of LEMON GLAZE. Once the donut spa is finished it is then pounded into a mound of GRAHAM CRACKER CRUMBS. To bring this epic DONUT to its finale we add A CREAM CHEESE DRIZZLE and a HONEY TEDDY GRAHAM taking it over the top of and across the street!

NA-NA-NUT BUSTER

NA-NA-NUT BUSTER

Haupia Glaze Lei’d with 
Macadamia Nuts & Chocolate Banana drizzle

Na na na naaaa na na na naaaa heeyyy yaaaa nutbuster for your mouth!!!!! As some will say get in my belly!!! This donut will make you slap your own butt with a wooden spoon. This is the love child of a coconut who fell In love with a chocolate banana, they got together conquered and produced this nutty piece of goodness for you internal cavity to enjoy. If you think your eyes have rolled back in pure happiness before wait until you lay your teeth on this donut these will make your eyes roll back so far within your body you will be looking at the insides of your feet. the amount of ohh snnaaappp included in this item meant for your enamel parts to enjoy is to the 5383738 power of snap times 2 plus a donkey. 

“IT’S OK…CUZ IT’S YOUR DOG”

“IT’S OK…CUZ IT’S YOUR DOG”

Peanut Butter Glaze Soaked with Raspberry Slobber

It’s PEANUT BUTTER JELLY time!! Well well well look at this good looking son of a mongoose!! This fella just staring into your soul knowing you about to obliterate the goodness that is exhumes. This one of a kind make you double think if you need friends donut is that dang good. We start with a PEANUT BUTTER GLAZE that should be outlawed in some states (please do not attempt to outlaw our glaze) once the FRESH HOTT DONUT is brought back from the depths of PEANUT BUTTER GLAZE LAND it is then DRIZZLED with a RASPBERRY PRESERVE. I pity the fool who can only take one bite of these and not finish the rest.

HULK SMASH

HULK SMASH

If you look closely with one eye open and the other one closed holding on to dear life of each eyelid while the lightbulb from the sun is off and your tummy is rumbling like a 4 wheeler in Death Valley this donut may looks like a picture of earth from space. You can clearly see Antarctica, Nepal, Ni’ihau (it’s a Hawaiian island), Wisconsin and eastern lake wannatouchaluggie. Although the water may look green try not to look with your eyes but look with your mouth instead. You can really learn the geographic map from using your tongue while swishing this lord have mercy piece of love we call HULK SMASH.

ALOHAMAC

ALOHAMAC

This donut will seriously make you re-think the very existence of what your tastebuds were doing before sinking your choppers into it!

This son of a mother less goat Harry Potter better get his magic stick out because abra cadabra hocus pocus your tastebuds about to take a butt whooping in tastology (it’s a new word) trying this donut. This mouth pleasing tongue loving donut will take you back to when you first laid your chewing bones into a CHOCOLATE, CARAMEL MACADAMIA NUT treat. This has all the right flavors in all the right places ( in yoooo mouth) Yes the mouth love is real with the one. Remember what happens in Hawai’i you will probably post on social media anyway so eat the donut!!