Some things in life just bring a huge smile to your lips so your eyes close and bring you pure happiness. There is also nothing more satisfying than finding a matching pair of socks in the dryer. Somewhere in between those two we have our YOU’RE KILLING ME SMALLS. Which makes your knee caps say let’s shake like a polaroid picture until our arms are free to make a running motion while we stand in place to show how happy we are because of this donut in our chewing area of our body gives us the shivers. The satisfaction is 104637388474 times better than making a peanut butter jelly sandwich and leaving the knife by the sink because you might make another sandwich but realistically you are not and that knife will sit there for the next 5 hours.
If you love Kale try this it is way better!! Some will say that this is thee best donut they have ever tried in their life. It come from deep within PRINCESS SPARKLESHARTS magical DONUT layer. This DONUT will make you think about selling your family so you may have a lifetime supply. The amount of OOOOOMMMMGGGGoodnes in this naughty piece of mouth love is seriously unwordly (its a new word that will be released soon) This FRESH, HOTT, SOFT, DONUT first is floated in a UNICORN POOL of LEMON GLAZE as it emerges it is then UNICORN BUTT SNEEZED with FRUITY PEBBLES until every aspect of that GLAZE is covered in FRUITY PEBBLE love. You should also know that according to UNICORN law statutes 2015 section 4- EATTHEWHOLEDONUT you are permitted to eat every last morsel of this DONUT.
The moistness of this one is real!! As kids we are told oranges are good for you and as adults I am telling you orange DONUTS are even better for you. These ORANGE GLAZED, CREAM CHEESE, drizzled circular pieces of mouth love will make you your tastebuds roundhouse uppercut kick the dickens out of your mouth. Once you sink your teeth into one of these bad mama jamas you will probably need to change your underpants and quite possibly start drooling.
So BOOM we had an idea to make something so simple that someone would write a quote about it even before we were alive and it worked. This keep your eyes on the road and no that guy is not wearing pants donut is the definition of holy bejeezus that it is good stuff right there. You may think to yourself I may need someone to shin kick me so I know this is real life good. We have our FRESH HOTT DONUT that is tossed around in cinnamon and sugar like a 5 year old in a bouncy house. When it reaches its final destination of your mouth your eye balls gonna grow to 3 times its size and your legs gonna be weak like a baby giraffe in the Serengeti.