Orange Glaze Blanketed by Cream Cheese

The moistness of this one is real!! As kids we are told oranges are good for you and as adults I am telling you orange DONUTS are even better for you. These ORANGE GLAZED, CREAM CHEESE, drizzled circular pieces of mouth love will make you your tastebuds roundhouse uppercut kick the dickens out of your mouth. Once you sink your teeth into one of these bad mama jamas  you will probably need to change your underpants and quite possibly start drooling.

Tossed like a Salad in Cinnamon and Sugar

So BOOM we had an idea to make something so simple that someone would write a quote about it even before we were alive and it worked. This keep your eyes on the road and no that guy is not wearing pants donut is the definition of holy bejeezus that it is good stuff right there. You may think to yourself I may need someone to shin kick me so I know this is real life good. We have our FRESH HOTT DONUT that is tossed around in cinnamon and sugar like a 5 year old in a bouncy house. When it reaches its final destination of your mouth your eye balls gonna grow to 3 times its size and your legs gonna be weak like a baby giraffe in the Serengeti.

Cinnamon Sugar Pounded into Caramel Apple Pie

If you haven’t tried this life changing mind boggling get in my belly I need to do backflips after I take a bite of this donut I highly suggest you flick your own forehead. This donut has all the warm loving you will ever need in your mouth and anyplace else. With this delicate FRESH HOTT DONUT we start with slamming CINNAMON SUGAR all over the DONUT it then gets a spoon full of APPLE PIE FILLING right smack in the middle. We aren’t gonna stop there no no no sirreee Ricky Bobby it is then splattered with CARAMEL all over!!

Lemon Glaze Blistered with Li Hing Mui

Nothing say’s Hawaiian vacation like sunburn!! This donut has never been done before. We dug deep into childhood times here in Hawai”i with LiHing Mui (dried plum seed) and wanted to make your tastebuds go bizang shwank shwank I’ve been waiting my whole life for you. You might have to take 3 steps back scratch your head and look like a puppy dog puzzled from how in the sam hell did this donut get so damn good. We start with our LEMON GLAZE that makes your tastebuds start to do cheerleading routines mixed with tae bo in your mouth it is then UNICORN dusted with LI HING MUI powder, at this point you will not be able to control your movements and will be forced to start doing the almighty dance floor standing body roll.

Mixed Berry Glazed Teased with Captain Crunch & Cream Drizzle

As this donut the SMURF BALLS gazes into your eyes with an intense sense of eat me Seymour eat me. Your left frontal lobe of your thinker muscle kicks in and sends an electric impulse to your right hand which triggers the phalange to king fu panda grip the begeezus out of the circular dome of sweet baby loving to your tastebud donut. Once you have acknowledged with your eye socket muscle that you have achieved connection with the pastry your next involuntary movement that will occur is you stuff that MIXED BERRY GLAZE topped WITH CAPTAIN CRUNCH BERRIES warm piece of holy grail M.C. Hammer you can’t touch this lets do the Macarena on the beach while it rains during sunset because it is summer and the summer bod is bulking at this moment Elvis was abducted by aliens get in my belly happens (in other words you eat the donut but in scientific terminology).